Please take a few moments to review our Terms and Conditions. Your use of our website constitutes your unconditional agreement to follow these rules and be bound by these Terms and Conditions. If you do not agree with any of these Terms and Conditions, do not use the website.

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By accessing, browsing or using this website you acknowledge and agree to be bound by these terms and conditions. we reserve the right to amend or update the terms and conditions at any time without providing notice to you.

Use of this Site

By accepting these Terms and Conditions through your use of our website, you certify that you are 18 years of age or older. If you are under the age of 18 but at least 13 years of age you may use our website only under the supervision of a parent or legal guardian who agrees to be bound by these Terms and Conditions. Captain Shirty does not intentionally collect personal information about children under the age of 13. Children under the age of 13 may not use our website and parents or legal guardians may not agree to these Terms and Conditions on their behalf. If you are a parent or legal guardian agreeing to these Terms and Conditions for the benefit of a child between the ages of 13 and 18, be advised that you are fully responsible for his or her use of our website, including all financial charges and legal liability that he or she may incur. If you do not agree to (or cannot comply with) any of these Terms and Conditions, do not use this Site. All billing and registration information provided must be truthful and accurate. Providing any untruthful or inaccurate information may constitute a breach of these Terms and Conditions. By confirming your purchase at the end of the checkout process, you agree to accept and pay for the item(s) requested.

Use of Materials

All materials/content you see and hear on this website, including page headers, images, illustrations, designs, icons, photographs, audio clips, video clips, and written and other materials that are part of this website (collectively, the “Materials”) and the website itself are provided by captainshirty.store solely for personal, non-commercial use by the users of this website.

Site Security

Users are prohibited from violating or attempting to violate the security of this website, including, without limitation:

  • accessing data not intended for such user or logging onto a server or an account which the user is not authorized to access;
  • attempting to probe, scan or test the vulnerability of a system or network or to breach security or authentication measures without proper authorization;
  • attempting to interfere with service to any user, host or network, including, without limitation, via means of submitting a virus to this website, overloading, “flooding”, “spamming”, “mailbombing”, or “crashing”;
  • sending unsolicited email, including promotions and/or advertising of products or services; and
  • forging any TCP/IP packet header or any part of the header information in any email or newsgroup posting.

Violations of system or network security may result in civil or criminal liability. We will investigate occurrences that may involve such violations and may involve, and cooperate with, law enforcement authorities in prosecuting users who are involved in such violations. You agree not to use any device, software or routine to interfere or attempt to interfere with the proper working of this website or any activity being conducted on this website. You agree, further, not to use or attempt to use any engine, software, tool, agent or other device or mechanism (including without limitation browsers, spiders, robots, avatars or intelligent agents) to navigate or search this website other than means available on this website and other than generally available third party web browsers (e.g. Netscape Navigator, Microsoft Explorer).

Colours

We have done our best to display as accurately as possible the colours of the products shown on this website. However, because the colours you see will depend on your monitor, we cannot guarantee that your monitor’s display of any colour will be accurate.

Warranties and Disclaimers

captainshirty.store intends for the information and data contained on this website to be accurate and reliable, however, the information and data are provided on an “AS IS,” “AS AVAILABLE” basis, without representations or warranties of any kind.

Virus Warning

All care is taken to ensure that the website and captainshirty.store data transmissions are free from viruses. However, it is your responsibility to scan any such data for viruses.

Limitation of Liability

Under no circumstances, shall captainshirty.store or any of its employees, directors, officers, agents, vendors, or suppliers be liable for any direct or indirect losses or damages arising out of or in connection with the use of or inability to use this website.

This is a comprehensive limitation of liability that applies to all losses an damages of any kind (whether general, special, consequential, incidental, exemplary or otherwise, including, without limitation, loss of data, income or profits), whether in contract, negligence or other tortuous action.

If you are dissatisfied with this website or any content on this website, or with these Terms and Conditions, your sole and exclusive remedy is to discontinue using this website. You acknowledge, by your use of this website, that your use of the site is at your sole risk.

Foreign Countries

Captain Shirty will not transfer your personal information to foreign countries without your express or implied consent.

Miscellaneous

By accessing and using this website, you agree that your access to and use of this website is subject to these terms and conditions, as well as all applicable laws, as governed and interpreted pursuant to the laws of Queensland, Australia.